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Mormons Are A Cult

from Newsicals 2011 by Martin Blasick

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Rev Rick Jefress claimed that the Mormons are a cult. This tune is intended to immortalize this ridiculousness in a satirical song

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Dear God please protect us
From weirdo religions
In this nation under God

I was lost but now I'm found
Cause Pastor Rick Jefress
Has cleared away the fog

The Mormons are nothing but a cult
Fourteen million weirdos
Fomenting revolt
The Mormons believe in Jesus Christ
They like him oh so very much
They believe he came back twice
That's why the Mormons are a cult

Romney must be thwarted
Cause he isn't Christian
So Rick Perry gets the nod

So says Jefress and I agree
Each person can vote for
Their own favorite slob

But if it comes down to
A race against Obama
Jefress chooses Mormon Mitt

That makes no sense at all
Barack's a good Christian
Unless there’s something else in play
Does anyone smell …?

© 2011 Martin Blasick
Lavish Music BMI

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from Newsicals 2011, released October 11, 2011
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