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Newsicals 2011

by Martin Blasick

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Hey Mr. Wall Street Dirty greedy money man You've been running wild so long Gorging on all what you can Never thought you'd have to pay But take a look around today There's a guillotine on Wall Street We all like money And we know you got to live But you took more than your share Comes a time you have to give If you can't control your greed We'll step on in to fill that need There's a guillotine on Wall Street First it starts out peaceful and nothing gets done Then there will be unions and nothing will get done Third you’ll take some legal actions dishing out more dirt Fourth there’ll be a skirmish and someone will get hurt Less than one percent has More than all the middle class And the poor all added up Now we’ve hit critical mass Listen to our marching feet Gathering on your precious street - There's a guillotine on Wall Street A watershed event sparks our meager ranks to grow While you hold on tight to your favored status quo Our peaceful demonstration becomes an angry mob A mob won’t care about the facts they focus on one job They’ll pull your from your Ivory Tower Your castle high, your pile of cash They’ll kneel you down like Marie Antionette You’ll lose your wig, and all your stash You keep playing all the same But you can’t win this numbers game There's a guillotine on Wall Street Like all good protests run amok Intelligentsia’s next to go Cause they understand this mess They’ll have to end up like the rest All because you took too much You let yourself get out of touch There's a guillotine on Wall Street
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Dear God please protect us From weirdo religions In this nation under God I was lost but now I'm found Cause Pastor Rick Jefress Has cleared away the fog The Mormons are nothing but a cult Fourteen million weirdos Fomenting revolt The Mormons believe in Jesus Christ They like him oh so very much They believe he came back twice That's why the Mormons are a cult Romney must be thwarted Cause he isn't Christian So Rick Perry gets the nod So says Jefress and I agree Each person can vote for Their own favorite slob But if it comes down to A race against Obama Jefress chooses Mormon Mitt That makes no sense at all Barack's a good Christian Unless there’s something else in play Does anyone smell …? © 2011 Martin Blasick Lavish Music BMI
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Obama’s keeping his composure He sticks with gentlemanly ways The problem is nobody’s listening Unless you scream instead of say Here comes that good ole boy James Carville He’s known for stirring up the pot He says now boys I got some ideers So come on and give it at shot Panic in the White House Don’t know which way that they should go Panic in the White House Surely soon some heads are gonna roll Barack was tuned to the same channel And thought that it wise to act more tough He’ll never be a Newt Gingrich He’ll tax the rich and hope it’s enough Now things are starting to get ugly We’re in a shitstorm war of words It doesn’t matter how we got here We need a hero to clean up the turds Panic in the White House Don’t know which way that they should go Panic in the White House Surely soon some heads are gonna roll I understand the Right’s connection Of coddling the wealthy class They do it for their own protection While leaving us out on our ass I think the voters are enchanted That someday they’ll be in the dough Then they can stop paying taxes It might come true but the odds are low © 2011 Martin Blasick Lavish Music BMI

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Newsicals by Martin Blasick are pithy, satirical songs inspired by news of the week.

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released October 11, 2011

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